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11 year olds today:
omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
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me when I was 11:
omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
Yo Yo Yo, All you sucka Mc’s aint got nothin’ on me. On my grades, on my lines, You cant touch Kevin G Im a mathlete. But nerd is preffered. But forgwet what you heard. Im like James Bond the third. Sha-Sha Shaken, not stirred. Im Kevin Gnapoor. Th G’s silent when i sneak in your door. Make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I dont play it like Shaggy. Youll know it was me. Cuz the next time you see her she’s like Ohhhhhh,Kevin G !!!
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Artist: Panic! At The Disco
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Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At The Disco
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I WISH HE’D JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. THE MORE HE TALKS TO ME, THE HARDER IT IS TO MOVE ON… :/
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